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      Strange Birds on Harness Circle

      Recently some pretty strange birds have been hanging out on Harness Circle. Although they are extremely colorful, they make most of the residents uneasy. Why? These birds are suspected of ringing doorbells and then flying up into the branches of a nearby tree to mock whoever comes to the door. If you see any birds like the one in the image on the left, please call John Coon and he will come and capture the birds. Yeah! He'll deal with the birds as soon as he repaves our streets.

      Don't forget, however, that the greatest danger from these birds is their sarcasm and their love of hearing doorbells ring:

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